It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. - Evelyn Waugh

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as robust - George Orwell